Remember that explosion at the Acme Smiley Face factory back around 1979? Well, that same day in Africa, several militant factions aquired a large supply of plutonium. This supply was taken from a processing plant just north of Phoenix, Arizona. It was transported through Utah to a small airport a few minutes west of Salt Lake City. From their, the canisters passed around many small towns.

One of these small towns housed a mild manered gentleman who dealt in wax carvings of teeth. One of these wax carvings was of a well off businesswoman who was in the area for the month visiting relatives. One of these relatives had a connection to the Chinese mafia. This mafia dealt exclusively in dealing guns to postal workers. Local police and FBI had been staking this mafia out. The FBI, in conjunction with local and federal authorities, took this small mafia down after a large arms exchange.

One of these FBI agents moonlighted as a private eye. His latest assignment had him checking the background of a little known Kansas City resident. This resident had an estranged wife who whished to check on his current activities. One of his activities was participating on a local softball team. This softball team was funded by a well off entrepanuer with one eye. This eye was lost to a sword fight with an old business advesary. This advesary ran a splendid Italian restauraunt with authentic Italians. For the aforementioned entrepanuer, he assumed Italians could not handle swords. The fine Italian restauaunteer had been trained by the fineset Italian swordsmen on the Nile. When those swordsmen found out about the illegal plutonium transport, the jumped into action. Calling forth their members they launched an all out attack on the militant rebels in Africa dealing in plutonium.

They then contacted the FBI to take down the processing plant. They used the wax carving of the businesswomans teeth to place her at the airport and arrested her for illegal plutonium transportation. The chinese mafia members later confessed to suppling guns to the wife of a Kansas City businessman who was later found to have provided the African militant's with housing while they stole the plutonium. It was then soon discovered that the entrepneur who financed the Kansas City businessman's softball team, was in fact trying going to use a large plutonium bomb to destroy a business rival.

How does this relate to me? Well, remember that FBI agent? My dad was watching an interview with him when my mom came over to go on a date with his roomate.