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Hmmm…
when at all possible I try not to prejudge
films. Sometimes it’s difficult when
you wait for a DVD release because of all
the trailers and word of mouth that have
circulated the Internet. Such was the case
with Warner Brother’s “Catwoman.”
From the moment the first photo of actress
Halle Berry in her Catwoman costume was
posted there were jeers from both comic
book and movie fans. Then as the production
continued, every piece of news was met by
even more jeers almost dooming the film
before it ever hit theatres.
From the word ‘go’ it was evident
that there were going to be problems. First
of all, you will always have difficulties
selling a comic book movie to everyone.
Comic book fanatics are amongst the hardest
to please, even on those rare occasions
when a superhero movie is actually good.
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Take “Spider-Man” for example. Both
the 1st and 2nd films were perfect examples of
how to do a super hero movie right. Granted, there
were a few little nitpicks (organic web-shooters
and a Green Goblin costume that looked more at
home on the ‘Tour de France’), but
for the most part the producers got everything
right. But in spite of this, there are still those
who post their little comments trashing both movies.
There are times I don’t know if this is
an honest opinion, or simply their opportunity
to get some much sought after attention.
What hurt “Catwoman” was the fact
that it was pretty much a given that the producers
were going to majorly tinker with a character
almost as iconic as the superhero she is best
associated with… Batman. This is one hero
whose world you simply don’t mess with,
unless you want every fan on the planet on your
tail. In the past the character was pretty much
presented as she should, a cat burglar who straddles
the fence between good and bad. Like the Batman,
she has no super powers and gets along by her
wits and agility. It wasn’t until the film
“Batman Returns”, where director Tim
Burton imbued her with the suggestion of feline
powers. However, in watching the film it is evident
that these ‘powers’ are really no
more than a manifestation of her psychosis.
In this new film, Catwoman takes on a new face
and origin. We are not told the story of Selina
Kyle, but that of Patience Phillips, a meek corporate
lackey who stumbles on a dark secret of the company
she works for. This secret gets her ‘killed’,
but not entirely. We find out that when she died,
she was also reborn because of being chosen by
an ancient Egyptian Goddess. She is given the
‘powers’ (as it were) of a cat…
agility, heightened senses, a weakness for catnip,
and some serious Kung Fu moves. (By the way, it
is a given that all cats know Kung Fu… they
just choose not to use it.)
From all I had heard about the movie, I thought
it couldn’t be THAT bad. I almost went to
the theatre to see it just to see for myself.
Of course, opportunities came and went and in
the end, I opted to wait for the DVD release.
I was hesitant, but decided I would go in with
flat lined expectations and allow the film to
take me where it would. Was “Catwoman”
as bad as all the hype? Not to be too ambiguous,
but yes and no.
Director Pitof (yes, you read that right…
Pitof) delivered a film that was campy and silly,
and included smatterings of cringe-inducing dialogue.
Some of the scenes were incredibly lame, and in
the case of the climactic fight… downright
flat. The costume, which when it first appeared
Online was a hoped for fake, turned out to be
the real thing. It included, if you remember,
artfully ripped leather pants, and what amounted
to a black bra. It would have been laughably bad
if Berry wasn’t in such magnificent shape.
Then there was the casting of Sharon Stone as
the film’s villain. Physically she was perfect
as the aging beauty queen and pseudo Mary Kay
wannabe, but her performance was about as exciting
as watching paint dry. It really seemed like she
was sleepwalking through the movie.
BUT… there were some things I did like about
the movie. First and foremost was said casting
of Halle Berry. While I would have rather seen
Michelle Pfeiffer back in action, Berry did a
great job capturing the various personas of the
character as she was written. Though I personally
don’t really consider her an Oscar caliber
actress, she has a lot of charisma and does do
good work. Some of her scenes in “Catwoman”
are played very well, and she even manages to
deliver some of the bad dialogue with a straight
face. Then there was a scene where Berry is walking
around the furniture of her apartment while on
the phone, and it is my favorite scene in the
film. She moves very gracefully on the furniture
and it doesn’t look at all like ‘wire
work.’
Then there are the parts of the movie that, like
Catwoman, I ride the fence on. I say this because
these ideas would have been great if the producers
of the film had decided to create a whole new
Catwoman character, disconnected from the world
of Batman. The plotline about the Egyptian Goddess
was not a bad idea, it just went against everything
we knew of this particular character up until
now. The special effects were another problem.
There is still a lot of work that needs to done
in the world of CGI, before I buy into the fact
that I’m seeing a real character bounding
across the rooftops. The rendering itself looked
amazingly like Berry, but like the work done in
“Daredevil”, the characters had no
weight, as if gravity didn’t exist. Most
of these scenes just looked too much like a video
game.
In the end, I found that I enjoyed “Catwoman”
more than I expected to, but was still disappointed
to see what amounted to an unfulfilling movie.
There was so much potential for it to be more
than it was, but it just didn’t quite hit
the mark.
On the other hand, the new DVD out this week does
offer up some worthwhile extra features. There
are some additional scenes, including an alternate
and less cartoon-ish ending as well as a look
behind the scenes. This featurette is nice in
the fact that you get a look at how some of the
better shots were filmed. But the best featurette
comes in the form of a look back at the character
of Catwoman. It is hosted by Eartha Kitt, and
it includes interviews with all of the earlier
TV and movie Catwomen. We hear from Julie Newmar,
Lee Meriweather and Michelle Pfeiffer (though
her interviews are obviously stock footage from
the older Batman film), as well as Adrienne Barbeau
(who was the voice of Catwoman on the superlative
“Batman the Animated Series”). Plus
we get some interesting comments from Adam West,
Tim Burton, and a slew of comic book artists,
most notably Alex Ross.
I wish I could give “Catwoman” higher
marks because watching it was at least a silly
and goofy ride. But the unrealized potential of
what could have been a much better movie force
me to give it a less than stellar ranking.
Directed by: Pitof
Starring: Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert
Wilson, Frances Conroy, Sharon Stone
Extras: Alternate Ending, Deleted Scenes, “The
Many Faces of Catwoman”, “Behind the
Scenes”, Theatrical Trailer
Specifications: Widescreen, Dolby Digital 5.1
Surround Sound
Studio: Warner Brothers
Release Date: 1/18/2005
Region 1
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Action Violence and Some Sensuality)
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