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Resident DVDvil :: Cyxork 7

 

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Friday, September 8, 2006
 

I love films about filmmaking, but I especially love funny films about filmmaking. During the 1990’s, there were two movies that came out that were largely, and sadly, ignored. Both offered hysterical takes on the behind the scenes working of a low budget, independent film. Both of them, “Living in Oblivion” and "…And God Spoke" were actually released on DVD a couple of years ago, and I made sure reviews were posted as quickly as possible.

Ever since, I had hoped that I'd get to see another film about filmmaking that would be equally as funny, though I doubted it ever would. However, guess what I have sitting next to the computer as I’m writing? Thank you Gamma Gulch Productions for releasing "Cyxork 7", another great film about filmmaking, but one with the added bonus of being about science fiction filmmaking.

"Cyxork 7" stars Ray Wise ("Robocop", "Good Night and Good Luck") as washed up science fiction movie star, Rex Anderson. In his heyday he played Kommander 88 in a series of highly successful string of "Cyxork" movies.

Well, successful enough anyway to warrant the creation of a fan club, complete with conventions. (Of course, these days thanks to the Internet, even a series that airs one episode can have a fan club…) Unfortunately, Anderson's career as an actor was waylaid by his being typecast as the titular hero and getting roles in other projects is all but impossible.

Enter struggling filmmaker Angela LaSalle (Sonya Smith), who's ready to make a film… any film to get her name out there. Her film? "Cyxork 7", an all-new sequel to the struggling franchise. The two don’t see eye to eye, Anderson wanting to make the 'shoot 'em up' vehicle the series is known for, Lasalle opting to go for something more stylized and deep. To make matters worse, as if they could be, the film has no budget for special effects. So they do what any enterprising filmmaking team would do… they set up shop to film right on top of the location where an earthquake is expected to hit.

Wise, who I've always considered to be one of Hollywood's more underrated actors, is perfect as the aging sci-fi star. His attempt to hide the desperation he has to get work comes through with the littlest of body language and facial expressions. He also seems to have uncanny knack for delivering even the worst scripted lines (in the movie within a movie) as if he were going for an Oscar. LaSalle, whose previous work seems to be primarily based in Spanish TV series, seems perfectly at home in the role of the aspiring director.

Adding to the comic sensibilities of the movie are Greg Proops and Rebecca Corry. You might be familiar with Proops as he is a regular guest on "Whose Line is it Anyway", often running away with as many laughs as Ryan Stiles or Colin Mochrie. They are not involved at all in the movie within a movie, but show up as reporters for GNN (Generic News Network). Like the network they parody, they report on all the Hollywood happenings with all the air-headed banter they can muster. They play off of each other just like old friends, an extremely fake tactic used by real news reporters who share desks since time immemorial. Their language is peppered with expletives that you don’t currently hear on regular network channels, but I'm sure we're getting closer to a day where we do.

Make no mistake "Cyxork 7" is a satire of the highest order. But I’ve been around some films; both high and low budget, as they were being made. I’ve also had several friends try to make their own films. Believe me when I tell you that as ridiculous as some of the situations seem in the movie, more than likely some filmmaker somewhere has had these things happen in one form or another.

Gamma Gulch Productions has released "Cyxork 7" on DVD, and I commend them on their transfer. However, there aren't any extra features to be had. I really would have liked to have heard some commentary from director John Huff and/or producer Andreas Kossak (both of whom also wrote the script). According to their bios, both have had extensive filmmaking careers both in and out of the Hollywood system. I'm sure they would have had some awesome horror stories to share, some of which undoubtedly made it into this script.

In spite of this oversight, I highly recommend "Cyxork 7" to any amateur (or even professional) filmmakers out there, who want a little lesson in what it takes to make a movie. Regardless of the film’s silly nature, there’s still a lot to be learned from it. Those familiar with what goes on behind the camera will certainly enjoy it the most, because even with all those DVDs out there offering behind the scenes footage, very few of you get to see what REALLY happens.

Directed by: John Huff
Starring: Ray Wise, Sonya Smith, Beata Pozniak, Joseph Culp and Cassandra Creech
Extras: None
Specifications: Widescreen,
Studio: Gamma Gulch Productions
Release Date: Available
Region 1
MPAA Rating:
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We'll give Cyxork 7 a B+.

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