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Being that I
work in the haunted house industry and have
always loved a good horror film (of which
there are so few nowadays), you might say
that I have an interest in death. I wouldn’t
go so far as to call it an obsession, but
how people die kinda fascinates me. Hearing
stories of those who have almost died is
also rather interesting (not talking about
near-death experiences), and how they ‘escaped’
death. I’ve even had two of my own,
where I should have died according to the
laws of physics… but it ended up not
being my time… either time…
thank God!
One film that I felt took the idea of escaping
death and ran with it in a very original
way was 2000’s “Final Destination.”
In it, we had a group of teenagers who escape
dying in a plane crash when one of them
has a premonition. The problem is…
death has a plan… and if you don’t
follow that plan… death comes a knockin’.
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This first film was clever, creative and turned
death into a living entity, bent on getting its
way. The writers were very ingenious in how they
allowed death to build its little mousetraps meant
to make you breathe your last.
But then something happened. Or I should say…
sequels happened. Only VERY occasionally sequels
can turn into an awesome franchise. But most of
the time, the beat a dead horse… no pun
intended. This has become the case with the “Final
Destination” franchise. There was a second
film, which was still pretty decent and offered
up a cohesive storyline to carry death’s
little hobby… and entertain fans. Once they
moved into a third outing, it became more about
how cleverly the writers could design a death
and to heck with characters and plot. Not to say
it wasn’t still fun to watch, but it’s
nice to get a little story stimulation in between
bloody demises. It started to be treated like
a porn film, “who cares about plot…
give me the money shots!!”
We are now up to “The Final Destination”,
where we find a (tell me if this sounds familiar)
group of people hanging out at a racetrack. One
of the attendees has a premonition of a car wreck
that takes out everyone in and around where he
is sitting. Of course, we don’t know it’s
a premonition at first… or rather we do
if we’ve seen the other movies. He quickly
gets a bunch of the people out and away only to
find that death doesn’t give up so easily.
Like the previous installment, it’s still
kind if a fun watch, but there’s no real
plot other than to watch everyone get picked off
in ‘clever’ ways.
That’s really all I have to say about the
movie itself. You’ll know if you’re
the kind of person that doesn’t care about
plot over body count. I will say that New Line’s
Bluray release is pretty sweet overall as far
as quality and content. I’ll start with
the only thing that doesn’t work for me
and then on to the good stuff. And that is…
the 3D. Oh right, I didn’t mention that.
This installment of the series is ‘comin’
at ya’ in 3D. While I’m sure this
was all fun and games in the theaters, where you
get those awesome polarized glasses, here we still
have to put up with the fact that 3D at home simply
doesn’t work so well. The included glasses
are of the old fashioned red lens/blue lens type,
which only means the headache is more real to
you when the screwdriver hits you in the eyes.
Stick to watching the 2D version and giggle when
you see things that are supposed to be coming
out of the screen… at least you won’t
have a headache.
So back to the good. Being that it is a Bluray,
I can tell you that the video and audio are actually
outstanding. The image is crystal clear (in the
2D version) and the sound is mixed very well and
completely immerses you in the action, if you
have a decent surround sound system. The studio
also did a pretty good job of adding extras to
the package to make it even more worth your while.
The absolute best of these, from a special effects
perspective, is “Body Count”, which
goes into great detail about how they pulled off
most of the deaths. You can also check out two
major scenes of the movie and see how they were
able to spice them up digitally. You get a kind
of before and after, and I still continue to be
blown away to see what can be added this way,
that you never would notice otherwise.
You’ll also find a bunch of deleted scenes,
a handful of which are actually kind of interesting.
There are also two alternate endings, a claim
that I question. One of them is very interesting
and I was glad to have the opportunity to see
it, while the other felt more like a quick-clip
filler. It was kind of a cheat if you ask me.
I also made sure to check out the 1st look at
the “New Nightmare on Elm Street.”
Even after seeing this, I still question the necessity
of a remake, but oh well. I should note that this
set also includes a DVD of the film (if you want
to let the kids borrow it) and a Digital Download
(thankfully the 2D version… I can’t
imagine looking at my iPhone with those little
glasses…).
So bottom line, “The Final Destination”
does offer several cool deaths (if you can call
dying cool), so if that’s all your looking
for it fits the bill. Personally I could have
used a little more plot to feel full.
Hey, who turned on the stovBLAMMMMMMMM
Directed by: David R. Ellis
Starring: Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Mykleti
Williamson
Extras: 2 Alternate Endings; Previsualization
and Storyboards; Body Count; Additional Scenes;
Digital Download; 1st Look at All New nightmare
on Elm Street
Specification: 1080p (2.4:1); DTS HD Master Audio
5.1
Studio: New Line
Release Date: 1/5/2010
MPAA Rating: R
http://www.newline.com
We'll give The Final Destination 3D (Bluray)
a B-.
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