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Resident DVDvil :: La Femme Musketeer
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Saturday, July 31, 2004
 

As a longtime fan of the early ‘Musketeer’ films by Director Richard Lester, I was highly skeptical when I recently had the opportunity to see a brand new Musketeer movie. All of the promotional information on the film screamed cheesy. The title alone, “La Femme Musketeer” was an eye-roller, seeming as though it was ripping off the superlative “La Femme Nikita” film and series. Then there was the fact that it was produced by Robert Halmi, Jr, who has been behind some of the more lavish Hallmark Entertainment remakes. You now… the ones that are usually spread over two or three night and only occasionally turn out really good.

“La Femme Musketeer” is a shock, a surprise, and a revelation. Past experience should have taught me that I should never judge a book by its cover. Throughout the 171 minute running time, I was transported back in time, and once again allowed to enjoy the adventures of the Musketeers. The production value was gorgeous, the swordplay exciting, and a story that was totally engaging.

The aforementioned story revolves around Valentine, the daughter of D’Artagnan (easily the most famous of the Musketeers), who wants desperately to follow in her father’s footsteps. However, there is little chance that will ever happen, since she is, after all, a woman. When the sons of the original Musketeers are chosen to take on a mission to save the recently kidnapped fiancé of King Louis XIV, she sees an opportunity to prove her mettle. But as in all good Musketeer movies, there are powerful forces at work who don’t want the Musketeers to succeed. Soon Valentine finds herself imprisoned for a murder she did not commit, and the original Musketeers must rally once more to save not only the King’s would-be bride, but their heirs.

There was so much to like about this production that I don’t really know where to begin. The sets and costumes were outstanding, but without a strong cast to carry the film, “La Femme Musketeer” would have been no more than a pretty picture. Susie Amy stars as Valentine, and she does an amazing job of taking on the role of a swashbuckler. Both in her acting style and physical prowess, it is easy to buy the fact that she would be the daughter of a Musketeer. John Rhys-Davies was also perfectly cast as the aging Porthos, while Gerard Depardieu ably stepped into the shoes of the Cardinal. I was even surprised to see Nastassja Kinski, whom I’ve never considered to be that great of an actress, do a superb job as the evil Lady Bolton.

My favorite casting however, was having Michael York reprise the role of D’Artagnan, whom he played in both of the earlier films I mentioned above. In both of those movies, he was my favorite character, and to see York play him once again was a real treat. He may have aged a bit, but he plays the role with no less zeal than he did over twenty years ago.

Lion’s Gate is releasing the DVD of “La Femme Musketeer”, and my only wish is that they would have added on some extra features. Some interviews with the cast would have been a welcome addition. In spite of this minor shortcoming, the DVD is well worth a watch for the movie alone.

Directed by: Steve Boyum
Starring: Nastassja Kinski, Michael York, Susie Amy, John Rhys-Davies, Gerard Depardieu
Extras: None
Specifications: Full Frame, 2.0 Dolby Stereo
Studio: Lions Gate
Release Date: 7/20/2004
Region 1
MPAA Rating: NR
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We'll give La Femme Musketeer a B-.

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