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“The Lost
Skeleton of Cadavra” harkens back
to the days of ‘revolutionary’
independent filmmakers like Ed Wood and
Phil Tucker. Those of us who recognize the
names immediately start thinking about cult
classic ‘bad’ movies like “Plan
Nine from Outer Space”, “Glen
or Glenda” and “Robot Monster.”
There are more to be sure, but these in
particular are gems in the sea of ‘bad’
movies made during the 1950’s. In
a way, I guess you can say “The Lost
Skeleton of Cadavra” is a tribute
to the ‘vision’ of these filmmakers.
Shot in glorious Black and White, “The
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra” has a simple
plot that even a college student can understand.
In it we follow the exploits of one Dr.
Paul Armstrong (Larry Blamire) and his wife
Betty (Faye Masterson) as they attempt to
locate a meteor that has crashed on Earth.
However, little do they know that an alien
spaceship has also landed, and said aliens
Kro-Bar (Andrew Parks) and Lattis (Susan
McConnell) are also on the lookout for the
meteor.
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You see, it is made of the rare element ‘atmosphereum’,
which they need to power their ship. Of course,
as any good alien would do, they had their pet
monster along for the spaceship ride, and as luck
would have it the creature gets loose and must
be captured.
Of course, writer/director/ actor Larry Blamire
isn’t content to just stop there. Enter
the evil Dr. Roger Fleming (Brian Howe), who has
his own mission to accomplish. He is in the nearby
Cadavra Caves attempting to resurrect… oddly
enough… a lost skeleton. What does this
have to do with the rest of the plot? Well, it
seems the good doctor… or should I say the
BAD doctor… needs the rare element ‘atmosphereum’
to do so. Of course, every villainous doctor needs
a henchman, so he creates one (using the alien’s
ray gun) out of forest animals. Only in this case,
it turns out to be more of a henchwoman (Jennifer
Blaire). Her name? Sigh. Animala…
Keeping in the tradition of the films it is attempting
to celebrate, “The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra”
is a mix of bad acting, horrendous dialogue and
laughable special effects. For the most part Blamire
succeeds with this little tribute, but only those
of us who relish the past visions of a man in
a gorilla suit wearing a diving helmet or spaceships
hung by wires will totally appreciate the film
in its entirety. Some of the humor will be lost
on those uninitiated to the world of 1950’s
cult classic films.
There are only two areas where I feel “The
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra” misses the mark,
especially for connoisseurs of Ed Wood’s
or Phil Tucker’s films. When these directors
made their movies, they didn’t set out to
make bad ones. They had a certain earnestness,
naiveté and belief that they could, without
any kind of budget, create great films. Blamire
set out to make a ‘bad’ movie, and
when you do that, it is nearly impossible to capture
the essence of those director’s visions.
It gets very close, but no cigar.
The other nitpick I have is a personal one. That
is the decision to use the word ‘Cadavra’
in the title. That has caused no end of misspellings
on the part of critics everywhere. I myself have
to look at the DVD cover every single time I type
it. I simply cannot remember from one time to
the next whether it is Cadavra or Cadavara and
it’s been a nightmare keeping it straight.
That said, I couldn’t wait to watch Sony
/ Columbia Tristar’s DVD release of “The
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra”, not just so I
could finally see the film, but could admire all
of the extra features. For a movie that had a
very limited release, I was shocked at what was
included. There are two commentaries available,
the first by Blamire and some of the cast. The
second one also features Blamire, but with various
members of the crew. The first is the best one,
and though there are people talking all over the
place, it is at times quite funny. The commentary
with the crew is far more technical, but it is
interesting to hear what these guys had to go
through to re-create the style of movies shot
without a budget.
There is also a brief featurette on the making
of the movie that despite its length, offers up
some humorous interviews and the like. You’ll
also find a Q&A session that was held with
the cast after a screening of the film. If you
can put up with the handheld video camera look,
this is worth watching. I was glad to see a blooper
reel, as I always am, and though it was also pretty
short is really funny. I loved that it was in
color more than anything else, as it gave me the
opportunity to see what the sets and costumes
really looked like.
In keeping with the theme of the film, there is
a great cartoon, “The Skeleton Frolic”
as well as a collection of stills promoting all
the great memorabilia that the movie might have
generated had it really been made back in the
1950’s.
The DVD for “The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra”
is a great disc and one I highly recommend for
fans of filmmakers like Wood and Tucker.
Directed by: Larry Blamire
Starring: Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell,
Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire, Larry Blamire, Dan
Conroy, Robert Deveau
Extras: Acclaimed Retro Style Trailer, Skeleton
Frolic Cartoon, Cast & Crew Commentary Tracks,
Q&A at the American Cinematheque, “Obey
the Lost Skeleton” Featurette, Blooper Reel
(In Color!), And Virtual Skelectables
Specifications: Widescreen (1.85:1), Dolby Digital
Mono
Studio: Sony / Columbia Tristar
Release Date: 6/22/2004
Region 1
MPAA Rating: PG (Brief Mild Language)
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We'll give The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra a B.
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