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Resident DVDvil :: Pandorum

 

[ Rants ]
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
 

I was rather intrigued by the name Dennis Quaid being attached to “Pandorum.” I’ve always been a fan of Quaid’s work, but this is the first time I can remember his being in a dark and heavy sci fi slasher movie. Most of his sci fi forays have been light and frothy. “Innerspace”, “The Day After Tomorrow”, and “Dreamscape” were what I consider lighter fare. Even “Enemy Mine” was more of a psychological ‘buddy film’. “Pandorum” was something altogether different and I never expected to see him in a film of this type.

Initially, his addition to the cast really piqued my interest in the film as I thought it might mean that it would rise above other ‘space guys caught in a ship overrun by monsters.’ I was expecting a dark and brooding monster flick, with a great plot at its core. Even the first 20 minutes of the movie kind of sucked me in as I watched actor Ben Foster stumble around the seemingly empty ship and try to shake off the effects of hypersleep.

He can’t remember where he is… or why. Unfortunately, after this rather promising beginning… it kind of falls flat.

“Pandorum” is as I mentioned before, a ‘monster movie on a ship.’ As the story, as it were, develops we are introduced to a band of other survivors on board this ship. We eventually learn why they are here and what their mission is, and while interesting, it ultimately it does not really matter. The main reason to watch the movie is to see men and women scurrying around a maddeningly dark ship, being chased by mutant creatures out to disembowel them. Eventually it comes down to the formulaic last man standing scenario.

This in itself would not necessarily be bad; after all I like a good man vs. monster flick when I’m in the mood. But I really like to see the action in order to really be entertained by it. Most of the sequences involving the creature attacks are not very well shot insomuch as the director seems to be either going for an ‘artistic’ approach or keep the budget down. Choppy shots do not an action feature make. Add to this the very grainy nature of many of the scenes and together most of the money shots were more ‘anti’ than ‘climactic.’

I have to give props to the cast however. Most turn in the type of over the top performances you’d expect from this style of movie. At times they chew the dialogue with hammy delight, and admittedly this makes the movie a little more fun than not. But it is still not enough to really save the movie and make me able to highly recommend it. At best, I’d say give it a rental first to see if you liked it more than I did, then go from there to decide if you want to add it permanently to your collection.

As far as the overall quality of the transfer, on Bluray it looks… okay. There are a handful of scenes that really shine with the addition of high definition, but the murky and fairly grainy look of other sequences hurt it rather than help. I understand, thanks to the director commentary, why the filmmakers were going for this type of look, but realistically it didn’t help the film to be so gritty looking. /as far as audio goes, that hits completely to the other side of the spectrum. The audio is spectacular, as the silences are almost deafening and the ‘startle scares’ are punctuated by some jaw jarring and well placed sound effects.

Speaking of the commentary, director Christian Alvert steps up to the plate along with producer Jeremy Bolt, both of whom chime in with some pretty interesting tidbits about the making of the film. I’d almost have to say watching the movie with the commentary was a tad more entertaining than watching it without. There is also a healthy dose of deleted and extended scenes, several of which were worthwhile to see if you have any interest in the back story of the film. Additionally, you’ll find a brief ‘making of’ featurette, the best part of which is the introduction of KNB’s work on the prosthetics. You also find out in another featurette ‘What Happened to Nadia’s Team”, which you’ll understand the meaning of after watching the film as well as a ’Flight Team Training Video’ meant to entice Earth folks to join the intergalactic colonists in space. Finally, a huge collection of still galleries fulfills the behind the scenes geek’s need to see how the filmmakers originally conceptualized everything. Oh, and there’s a Digital Copy of the movie, but it’s for Windows based PC’s…. so no watching it on my iPhone (DARN IT!!!)

“Pandorum,” really started off promising, but very quickly went left of field. To its credit, there are a lot of decent scares to be had, but the overall style didn’t really fulfill what I need from a sci fi horror flick.


Directed by: Christian Alvart
Starring: Dennis Quad, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet, Antje Traue, Cung Le, Eddie Rouse
Extras: The World of Elysium; What Happened to Nadia’s Team; Flight Team Training Video; Audio Commentary with Director Christian Alvart and Producer Jeremy Bolt; Deleted and Alternate Scenes; Still Galleries; Digital Download
Specification: 1080p (2.35:1); Dolby True HD 5.1
Studio: Anchor Bay
Release Date: 01/19/2010
MPAA Rating: R
http://www.anchorbayent.com

We'll give Pandorum a C.

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