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It's not too often that a film
comes along that reminds me of how I felt
when I first saw Sam Raimi's classics Evil
Dead and Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. A "horror"
film with an edge all it's own that makes
it memorable and an instant cult classic.
Besides the Evil Dead series the examples
are few and far between. Peter Jackson's Dead
Alive comes to mind. A stereotypical horror
storyline laced with a fresh style and not
afraid to push the envelope and break down
some barriers. Name me another horror film
where two zombies screw and have a zombie
kid. YOU CAN'T!! That's what makes Dead Alive
a classic in it's own right.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, another film
has just joined the ranks. That film is Brian
O'Hara's Rock & Roll Frankenstein.
Take a seat and let me tell ya a little story
about what happens when a recording agent
decides to create his own superstar.....and
we're not talking American Idol. |
He literally CREATES a new superstar from various
body parts of deceased musical talents such as
Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hendrix, Sid Vicious and
Buddy Holly. Unfortunately, there's a mishap in
the retrieval of Jim Morrison's...ahem...well...ding
dong. (His schlong. His wee wee. You get me?)
No problem, nobody will ever know the difference,
right? Not unless they replace it with the anatomy
of Liberace. Soon, our newly born superstar is
struggling in the face of his own superstardom....but
worse, he's suffering from UNNATURAL URGES!!!
| I'm not gonna kid you, folks.
Watching this movie...I LAUGHED MY BALLS OFF!!
At no time did this film take itself seriously.
However, it wasn't a moronic effort at all.
It was entertaining to say the least. The
film assaults you with some of the most absurdly
hilarious content imaginable. A scientist
who plays with himself at the sight of internal
organs. A rockstar who dresses women up like
men to get himself off. My exampled do the
film no justice at all. Brian O'Hara's masterpiece
runs at a quick pace and sometimes the laughs
overlap what happens next in a scene. |
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It's
not just the dialogue that's funny. The visuals
are just as great. The image of this Elvis
lookin' character walking around with Jimmy
Hendrix's BLACK hands was brilliant!! The
simple, wordless scene where our creation
attempts to stick a gerbil in his ass brought
tears to my eyes. I shit you not, this film
will make you cramp up from laughing soo hard.
Mainstream or not, there are some noteworthy
performances in this project. Barry Feterman
plays Bernie Stein, the agent that initially
thinks up creating his own superstar. I loved
watching this guy. A simple yet funny delivery
that shouldn't be taken for granted. Graig
Guggenheim as the King is priceless. The innocent
curiosity that becomes an unnatural lust is
delivered almost flawlessly.
You can find Rock & Roll Frankenstein
on E.I. Independent Cinema's "Shock-O-Rama"
video series. E.I. offers up a wonderful package
on their DVD release. Not only do you get
the uncut edition of the film but you're also
treated to a full length audio commentary
by director, Brian O'Hara and some of the
cast and crew. |
There's
a "Behind Rock & Roll Frankenstein"
featurette that explores the making of the
film. There's also a music video, theatrical
trailers and you can hear a couple of original
selections from the soundtrack of the film.
I give Rock & Roll Frankenstein
my seal of approval and recommend that you
run out to your nearest store or go here to
visit E.I. and order it online. |
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Rock & Roll Frankenstein gets an A
You
can buy Rock & Roll Frankenstein here.
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