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3000 Miles to Graceland
Rating - 4
 
3,000 MILES TO GRACELAND
(or Courtney Cox in a Thong)

This is pure movie fun. Critics have given this movie MUCH flak... why? Because it's not the latest Tom Hanks-Please give me an Oscar because I cry in this movie too-award driven-self congratulatory mess. Hey, I like Tom as much as the next guy... but I preferred him in a dress hangin' with Peter Scolare (did I spell that right?) trying to weasel his way into Donna DIxon's panties. That was some awesome entertainment. I'm sorry, I'm getting off the subject. I was talking about critics. Here's a message to all the critics... EAT MY ASS! (I guess that goes for me too because I am playing the part of a critic right now.) But the fact that people get PAID to give us their opinion on art is almost ridiculous. But that's an argument for another time.

3,000 MILES TO GRACELAND is like HEAT meets NATURAL BORN KILLERS but with a softer edge. It's got everything... it's part crime drama, part action flick, part buddy picture, part comedy... all RUSSELL. Kurt Russell is just the coolest. Here's the skinny on the flick. A bunch of dudes who met in the pen decide to rob a casino in the middle of an Elvis convention. They rob the place dressed as... you guessed it... Elvis. (or is that Elvises or maybe Elvi.) I don't like Kevin Costner PERIOD! But I enjoyed the holy hell out of his performance in this movie. He was just wicked... but still carried a human side that made his character sympathetic. Basically, Costner turns on his fellow crooks and tries to make off with the cash... but Kurt Russell is not counted out yet. Russell plays a hooker with the heart of gold kinda character who is torn between taking care of a young woman and her son and getting his money back. The woman is played by Courtney Cox... I'm not a big fan of Courtney Cox but her performance was reminiscent of her riveting role as Julie in MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. A live action movie about He-man starring Dolph Lundgren. She was good in this movie... she also never struck me as an attractive woman... UNTIL NOW! WOW!!! She put on a pound or two and tanned up and HOLY SCHMOKES!!! She looks pretty durn good.

I really don't want to give away too much of this movie. I really feel like I'll ruin it. I urge you to go see this film. For Kurt Russell fans... it's a fun throwback to the days when he played Elvis in ELVIS : THE MOVIE. He plays the King to a T and plays just as good an impersonator. Keep put after the film to enjoy a little music video performed by Costner and Russell... followed by a pretty funny out take. The film is all about what I love in movies. A fun story to take a ride through. A lot like HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN... a film that was just absolutely fun and entertaining to watch and not so long or dreary to not be watched again. Not an award winner but it sure pleases... and in the long run what's more important? I recommend it highly.

Here's a little 3,000 MILES TO GRACELAND trivia...

1. This marks the 4th appearance of Courtney Cox and David Arquette in the same picture. Can you name the other 3?

2. This marks the second appearance of Kevin Costner and Christian Slater in the same picture. Can you name the first time they were in a film together?

3. The lead role of the film BULL DURHAM was written with Kurt Russell in mind. Unfortunately, Russell was filming another project at the time so producers went with Kevin Costner.

4. Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell played the same old western lawman in the same year. Which lawman was it and in which movies?

 

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