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Austin Powers: Goldmember
Rating - 5 out of 5
 
Yesterday, I was able to check out an advanced screening of the new Austin Powers film, Goldmember. Anyone who's followed the series knows the story about the super secret agent from the sixties who was frozen and thawed out in the nineties to battle his old nemesis, Dr. Evil. The first film was really funny. The second was basically a rehash of the first one. A tired script and not many really good laughs. Basically, if you liked the first then the second was okay. I kinda dug Felicity Shagwell. Grrrr, baby. Very grrrr. The third installment of the Austin Powers saga not only reacquaints us with old friends but it also introduces us to a new one... Goldmember!

But before we get into the review of the film, allow me to comment on the trailers that opened up the festivities. The first one...Die Another Day. Die Another Day is the title of the new Bond film. I love Bond and this one looks like it's gonna kick much ass. How very appropriate for them to advertise it on Austin Powers. The other trailer.....prepare yourselves. The other trailer hit the screen for all of 3 seconds and I started cheering. The follow up to last years fantasy hit The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring is on it's way and it's called The Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers and the trailer is GREATNESS. I can't wait. The Bond trailer gets an A-. It would have scored better but there wasn't enough for me to get into. The Lord of the Rings trailer gets an A+ for making me climax in my chair. Thanks you.....now on to the movie.

Dr. Evil has returned from space (See Austin Powers 2) and he's back to his old tricks. Trying to take the world hostage and make millions....errr...billions....errr...kajillions. It doesn't matter how much money he wants because he'll be raking it in at the box office. This was, without a doubt, the best film in the Austin Powers series. Where the second one popped and fizzled, this one soared. It made you laugh and laugh HARD. The sight gags, the dialogue, the cameos, the story, the characters. It was a real complete package.

The story is pretty simple. This time, we add a new villain to the mix as well as two new heroes. Michael Caine joins up as Nigel Powers, Austin's shagadelic father. Beyonce Knowles is the newest of the Powers Chicks as Foxy Cleopatra and Mike Meyers gives us a "GOLDEN" performance as the new villain Goldmember. There are thrills and laughs and daring rescues and laughs and moles and laughs and even some touching drama between fathers and sons. Okay...maybe more funny than touching but it's worth seeing just the same.

Will Austin save the world from the clutches of evil yet again? Or will Dr. Evil succeed in his maniacal plots? It all depends on the actions of the mysterious man known as..."Goldmember". I recommend you see it and see it SOON!! I'm still sore from laughing. This one will require multiple viewings.

Don't wait. See this one in the theater.
I rate this a 5 out of 5. It delivered all I expected and more.
 
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