| I thought I'd do both movies on
this review... seemed like it might make for an
interesting comparison of the two.
The original... frantic car chases and reckless
abandon are peppered throughout this movie. The
plot and characters are about as paper thin as
you can get... what do you expect from a mid '70's
B movie? But the stunt driving, and choreography
of the chase scenes rival... and in many ways,
surpass what we get today. The writer, director,
and star of this movie is H.B. Halicki, who plays
Mandarian Pace... by day, a mild mannered auto
insurance claims adjuster... but by night he is
Super Car Thief!
In the movie's climactic car chase involving
a '73 Mustang Mach 1, we're treated to over 40
minutes of car chase goodness. Spanning... and
wrecking five cities, and over 93 cars... just
in this one segment. What's truly amazing about
this however, isn't the length of time, or the
amount of cars destroyed... what's most amazing
is that the '73 Mach 1... only one was used. Through
running into other cars, clipping an 18 wheeler
and spinning a 180 into a light pole (which you
find out was NOT planned), running through sand
and jumping embankments, and the final jump that
signals the end of the chase... it was the only
car used. No clones here. To see the amount of
damage this car sustains, and keep running, is
in itself amazing. And the fact that H.B. Halicki
did all his own stunt driving... that deserves
it's own share of respect.
The remake...
a frantic car chase to highlight the films climax.
This film took the basic formula of the original...
steal a bunch of cars, and even took a few elements
from the original (other than the name, of course)...
such as the star vehicle's name, Eleanor. Only
in this movie, it wasn't a '73 Mach 1... but instead,
a '67 Shelby GT 500. *drool* Oh, sorry. This movie
is everything a summer blockbuster should be...
fast action, a halfway believable cast, and LOTS
of things blowing up. Where it fails to shine
is ... oddly enough ... in the main plot line
of the story... to steal a lot of cars.
Where the original put very little emphasis on
the other cars, and focused most of it's efforts
on the Eleanor chase... this movie tried to give
all the other cars their fair share of screen
time. Which, in itself would have been fine...
but we've all seen a Hummer being indestructible,
we've all seen Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and Porches
being driven fast (except only the Porche is seen
driving fast in this movie???)... what we haven't
seen too often is the Jaguar XJ220... which has
about 2 seconds of screen time... or the Vector
M12... which also only sees about 2 seconds of
screen time. The old Hemi Cuda gets quite a bit
of screen time... on the interior, but is almost
nonexistent in external shots. Of course, Eleanor
gets the majority of the screen time... and while
the chase itself is rather entertaining, it is
disappointingly ended with a horrendously fake
jump. I could buy seeing the beginning, and the
ending of the jump... WHY they felt the necessity
to add an overhead tracking shot of an obviously
CGI vehicle, is beyond me. It killed the jump
scene. In fact, of all the people who've seen
this movie... most enjoyed the movie as a whole,
but couldn't stand the jump. Go figure.
So now that we've
got a base for the two movies, let's take a look
at some similarities and differences between the
two.
The basic principle is the same for both movies...
steal a bunch of cars. In both movies they assign
code names to each car, and the names happen to
be female names. The star vehicle for both movies
is named Eleanor. That's about it for the similarities.
The differences, on the otherhand, far outnumber
the similarities. For instance, in the original,
the objective is to steal 48 cars, while in the
remake is 50 cars (yes, I'm getting nit picky
here). The star vehicle... while sharing the same
name, did not share the same skin... classic muscle
car enthusiasts, and classic Mustang enthusiasts
especially, certainly know there is a world of
difference between a '67 Shelby GT 500, and a
'73 Mach 1.
In the original, the main character, Mandarian
Pace, is an auto insurance adjuster, who steals
cars on the side, swaps VIN's and other identifiable
characteristics, and then turns around and sells
them... making a nice profit. He is propositioned
to steal 48 cars in one week, and deliver them
to the shipping yard to be exported to other countries...
he runs into trouble though, when his brother
gets jealous, and upset about having to cut his
honeymoon short to help fulfill this contract...
to which his brother places an anonymous call
to the cops... and you can guess the rest from
here.
In the new movie, the main character, Randal
Rains, is a retired car thief who is dragged back
into this world because after leaving six years
prior, his little brother has stepped up to take
his place. However, his little brother gets into
a bit of trouble when he promises to deliver 50
cars by a certain date, and ends up losing all
the cars due to a police bust, after he's caught
street racing in one of the stolen vehicles (the
aforementioned Porche)... he unwittingly leads
the cops right to the warehouse where all the
other cars are being kept. Randal must step in,
and take the contract to deliver 50 cars, or his
little brother dies.
The ending chase in the remake, while nice and
fast paced, and filled with lots of tense action...
just doesn't seem to live up to the original.
Probably because most of it wasn't real. A lot
of CGI help was there to assist in the production
of the final chase. Time... WAY different... in
the original, the chase is just a hair over 40
minutes... in the remake... just barely 12 minutes.
Also, where the original made it a point to run
into other cars and create obstacles using any
means necessary, the remake took the safe (re:
cheap) way out, and only a scarce 10 - 20 cars
where actually damaged. While most of the action
was in tight quarters, there just so happened
to be just enough room to squeeze through unscathed
in most situations. The only real obstacle appeared
to be a wreck on the bridge... which was cleared
with the assistance of a well placed flatbed truck,
creating a ramp for which Randal could make his
daring escape. However, in the original, there
were obstacles everywhere... a park, people, side
walks, an old lady with an umbrella, a moving
truck (as in moving company, not as in motion),
other cars, model airplanes, sand dunes, fire,
a car dealership... and the list goes on.
The original's chase just felt more exciting.
Where the rest of the movie fails... it shines
in the chase, and that's why this movie deserves
a 4. If it weren't for the final chase being as
extraordinary as it was, this movie would be a
3 at best. On the flip side, where the remake
shines in just about all the other categories...
it just fails to deliver in the chase. Specifically,
the end of the chase. It was just a total let
down... and that kept the remake from receiving
a 4.5.
I do own both movies, and would recommend both
to anyone who is a fan of cars to check these
movies out. You won't be disappointed. In fact,
I picked up the original after it was re-released
on DVD, right around the same time that the remake
was released to DVD... I brought it home and put
it in... just hoping that I didn't just waste
$20, because I was watching it for the first time.
I'm happy to say, it definitely wasn't a waste
of money. |