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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Rating - 4.5
 
Chances are that if you had an even mild interest in seeing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, you have already seen it. Perhaps more than once. And perhaps you are tired of hearing about it. Why, then, should I choose to do a review on it?

Well, in case you've been living in a box, it is a well-known fact that Potter pulled in the single biggest opening weekend of all time. It also showed on more screens opening night than any other movie of all time. These were events I predicted to happen months ago, and that prediction wasn't exactly a risky one. I'd go so far as to say that this movie will easily crack the top 5 highest-grossing films of all time.

Does that answer your question? What is without a doubt the biggest movie since (or beyond) Titanic is in our midst, and won't be leaving anytime soon. It's just too big not to talk about.

So here goes.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is fantastic. Stunning. Amazing. Awe-inspiring. Humorous. A fine example of what a well-crafted movie can and should be. Every single bit of hype you have ever heard about it is probably true. Now, it could be said that I am speaking from a position where very few good movies have been released in the last two years; it could be that Potter really is just that fuckin' good.

For you box-dwellers, a story summary. Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), orphaned in his infancy when his wizard parents were slain by the dark wizard Lord Voldemort, is made to live with his aunt and uncle Dursley and their son.

The Dursleys are, shall we say, less than charming. They endlessly spoil their overweight brat of a child while forcing Harry to live in a cabinet under the stairs, wearing raggedy hand-me-down clothes. Why do the Dursleys act so hideously toward Harry? Oh, simple really. They know just what he is and what his parents were, and since the Dursleys are the worst types of Muggles (non-magical people) around, they want none of that witching nonsense in their house. One flurry of invite letters later, and Harry is whisked away by kindly (and gigantic) Hagrid (Ronnie Coltrane) to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

It is here that the movie reaches its true form. Hogwarts is in itself a presence, an intimidatingly large and sprawling castle, and for the remainder of the movie it becomes the world in which Harry and his friends live. Ghosts openly wander the halls, portraits move as if alive, staircases shift and move at random, and the internal layout is so labyrinthine that there's no shortage of secret passages and forbidden rooms to explore.

Early on Harry makes friends with two other first-year students, fully entertaining characters in their own right: Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), a plucky redheaded boy with as many siblings as there are hairs on a dog, and Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), a know-it-all overachiever who is nevertheless very talented and very likable.

Since one of the main functions of Sorcerer's Stone (both book and movie) is to establish the world and its rules for future supplements, most of the first half of the film is almost entirely expository in nature. We are introduced to the teachers one by one. We are shown the differences between the four houses of the school. A sports-obsessive boy explains to Harry (and the audience) just how the wizarding sport of Quidditch works (for the curious, it's a combination of basketball and hockey, with flying
broomsticks thrown in to taste). For those not familiar with the books, this is all fascinating and a marvel to behold. For those who know the story, there is nothing quite like seeing something in your mind's eye projected onto a movie screen so faithfully.

The rest of the story I will leave for you to discover, as it is a joy to see the real thrust of the plot emerge amongst all the technical and storytelling wizardry (pun intended).

What we have here, friends and neighbors, is an instant classic. The three leads turn in faithful and sturdy performances as Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and the supporting cast is an all-star lineup of British talent, including Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, John Cleese, and of course Alan Rickman as the shady, Potter-hating Professor Severus Snape. Though the running time may seem daunting at 152 minutes, the movie never the less flows naturally, and not once does it drag or bore. The scene where Harry, Ron, and Hermione play a real game of Wizard's Chess is worth the price of admission alone.

So why not a perfect rating? Well, rarely any movie can get off scot-free, though my complaint for Potter is one I wish I could complain about more often, with other book-to-movie translations. The movie is a direct translation from the book, and with very few exceptions, follows the book loyally beginning to end with heart and soul intact. This is a delight to see, but on the other hand, if one has already read the book, the movie contains no surprises. You know exactly what will be coming at every twist and turn, and thus experienced Potterites will get most of their joy from the pristine performances and stunning visuals. To the movie's credit, those alone are enough to satisfy.

See the movie. If you've seen it already, I suggest you see it again. But if you really want a good time, see the movie with a child, maybe a child no older than Harry himself. It makes it so much easier to become a child yourself for those two and a half hours.
Where to See It?: Now. Anywhere. Everywhere. Take your pick, it's only showing on about ten zillion screens.



Counterpoint: Wow. So, I guess the movie was pretty WIZARD, huh? (rimshot) - Stepladder
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