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The Matrix: Reloaded
Rating - Joe 2 of 5 / Dr. Jkyll 3.5 of 5
 
Joe's Take
Ya know....the bad thing about having a big time, blockbuster movie is that you suddenly think that the audience cares just as much about your message as you do. This is the mistake that the Wachowski brothers have made with The Matrix: Reloaded. The film ventured on the side of "heavy handed" almost a bit too much for my own liking. Not to sound like a kid with a severe case of A.D.D. but COME THE FUCK ON ALREADY!!! We sat through the first movie that set up the story perfectly. I'm well aware of the plot. I'm prepared for the unknown. HIT ME WITH SOME CHOP SOCKY, BULLET TIME, GUNS BLAZING, MACHINE KILLING SHIT!!

I just about fell asleep at a few points in this film. I mean, I know that we have to explore the more "human" side of things in this film since those are the folks that Neo and company are fighting to save but, DUDE!! A long ass talk about control. A long ass talk about choices. A long ass talk about revenge. A long ass talk about the way of things and the cycle that has never been broken. Enough with this long ass talk shit!! I wanna see Neo dodging bullets and stuff.

Oh, don't get me wrong. There's action. And when the action starts....watch out.....and maybe take a bathroom break. I'm gonna sound like a hypocrite but what else is new? I know I said I wanted action but I want the kind of action that makes some sense. Like "Neo walking on walls and shooting the fuck out of an office lobby while breaking his buddy out of jail" kinda action. Not "we had a shit load of cool action in the first one so now we're gonna just lather you up in an entire bar of our soap made out of 120% action for no other reason than to show off this cool 3D Studio Max program we learned to use" kinda action. It got old and boring.

Morpheous completely rocks in the battle on the highway. Props to the Wachowski brothers for at least not making him look like a complete pussy in this one.

Now, to the best part of the movie. Monica Belucci. Oh my GOD!!! I wanted to but her between two pieces of bread, throw lettuce on her and eat her like the nasty little sammich she is. She's nothing special acting-wise and just about any woman is beautiful when compared to Mr. Carrie Anne Moss but there's something about a beautiful Italian woman with an accent.

The worst part of the movie.......Zion. Hands down. People, if this place is what people are risking their necks for.....let it go. Find another place. Zion looks like the shittiest place in the world to live...and BORING too. I'm sure Crimson will have more words about it in his side of things but I felt that Zion coulda done with a little less.....ohhhh...I don't know.....ZION!!! I mean, we're in Zion and it's like all popping out at you like "HI, I'M ZION!! I'M ANNOYING AND IN YOUR FACE LIKE A BAD RE-RUN OF TOTAL REQUEST LIVE BUT THIS IS THE THING. RE-RUN OR NOT...ALL EPISODES OF TRL ARE HORRIBLE. AND I'M THE WORST. AND EVERYONE IS HERE. AND LOOK AT ME!!" I'm starting to really sympathize with Joey Pantoliano's character from the first film.

All kidding aside, the movie seriously did fail to meet my expectations. I was expecting something that would have maybe added more substance to the story and maybe would have sent me home with just the slightest bit of satisfaction that I watched a really cool chapter to an ongoing story. I left with the feeling that I could have skipped this movie altogether and just went on to Matrix: Revolutions.

Choreography and cinematography were brilliant. I have to give that much credit. The artistry behind these films is genius. I just wish the execution of the story was the same. And not enough attention was paid to certain things. This movie would have benefitted from some more attention to those cool white looking twin guys. They will probably be back in the next installment....as well as Hugo Weaving as Mr. Smith. I mean, yeah, we saw a bunch of him fight Neo....but I like hearing the man talk and would like more of him. How about a Matrix movie dedicated to just Hugo Weaving. Can we do that?

Check it out, if you're a fan. But, don't expect much. You'd be better off seeing a good movie that'll leave you satisfied....like X2.

What do you think, Crimson?

I give this movie a 2 out of 5.

Dr. Jkyll's Take
On May 14th, a group of us were treated (well, not treated exactly, the tickets were five bucks) to an early screening of “The Matrix: Reloaded” at the Studio Movie Grill in Plano. Let me first start off by saying this is the coolest place to go and see a movie. The theatre is pretty comfortable, with rows of counters that you sit in front of. The seats are roll-around office chairs that swivel. You can order dinner and drinks from a menu similar to that of a place like Chili’s, for about the same price. The staff is friendly and they made sure we had a great time. Special thanks goes out to Erin, who was nice enough to let us into the theatre first, since we had arrived about 2 hours early.

The evening started out around 8 p.m. with a showing of “The Matrix”, which was kind of dark because it was from a DVD projected onto the screen. The lights were left on which made it even darker, but it was still cool to be able to watch it, not only for a reminder but to kill time until the 10:00 screening.

For those not in the know, the first “Matrix” put forth the theory that nothing around you, not even your body is real. This theory would dictate, that you (dear reader) are not actually reading this review, you’re not really sitting in front of your computer, or even inhabiting your body. You, as well as the rest of us are all in reality lying in pods, being used as human Duracell batteries to power a world controlled by machines. Everything around you is an elaborate computer program being fed into your brain, designed to keep you preoccupied until you are drained.

Enter Thomas Anderson (Keanu Reeves), otherwise known as Neo, a computer hacker who is pulled from this fantasy world by Morhpeus (Laurence Fishburne). Morhpeus is one of the spiritual leaders of the last humans still living free of the Matrix, and believes in a prophecy that Neo is “The One” (No, not Jet Li) who will rise up and free them from the oppressive machines.

When I first saw “The Matrix”, I was blown away by the concept as well as the execution of the film. It was a complex, though thoroughly understandable storyline, presented with state-of-the-art special effects, incredibly choreographed fights, and BIG action sequences. No movie up to that point had even come close to achieving what was accomplished in this movie. Since then, many have tried, but none have succeeded.

Now, in 2003, we have not one, but two of the most highly anticipated sequels ever, “The Matrix: Reloaded” this month, and “The Matrix: Revolutions” in November. (And a Videogame that ties into the films like no other videogame before, but I won’t get into that here.) The question was, would it be worth the wait?

In seeing “The Matrix: Reloaded” the other night, I have to give a slightly ambiguous answer. Yes and no. Yes, because in terms of taking the action sequences and special effects to a higher level, the Wachowski Brothers succeeded to a point that I think will please fans of the movies, it certainly did me. The group I was with all got thoroughly into the movie, and were once again blown away by some of the awe-inspiring visuals that flew across the screen.

The reason that the answer ‘No’ comes into play is because of several problems I had with parts of the film. “The Matrix: Reloaded” had several scenes that bogged down the film. I can fill you in without giving away any spoilers. Towards the beginning, Morpheus addresses the people of Zion, which is the underground city that houses the ‘free’ humans. He speaks of the prophecy, etc… Once the speech is over, we sit through a 4 or 5 minute scene of the crowd dancing around to tribal beats, intercut with shots of a love scene between Neo and Trinity (the love interest played by Carrie-Anne-Moss). The love scene was fine, and mostly tasteful, but the rest of the time I felt like we were watching “MTV’s Spring Break Zion” and the only thing missing was Carson Daly as host. One of our other friends commented that it was like “Zion’s Girls Gone Wild.” Either way, the entire scene was superfluous, added nothing to the plot and generally just brought the flow of the film to a ‘grinding’ halt.

Then a little while later, there is a scene in a restaurant that introduces a computer programmer from whom Team Neo must rescue a kidnapped “KeyMaker.” In another loooong scene, the programmer goes on and on about how he totally understands the nature of the Matrix and to prove it shows that he has written a ‘program’ cake that is such a strong aphrodisiac as to work immediately upon the first bite. Though fascinating in nature, while perhaps adding a little to the plot, it was nonetheless too drawn out and ultimately boring.

One of my other disappointments came in the form of some of the CGI work. In the first film (at least from what I could tell), almost all of the fighting was done by the actors and stunt men using wires and the like. This was very important as it added a sense of realism to this sci fi movie. In the sequel, there were too many points where it was obvious that CG doubles were inserted in place of many of the characters. Most of the time the doubles looked pretty good, but I could still tell when the character suddenly took on a sort of ‘plastic’ look. Every time I spotted this, it took me right out of the scene.

The worst, was in the scene on the highway (which you’ve probably seen in the trailers) when one of the ‘Agents’ jumps onto the hood of a car and smashes it into the ground. The scene is very cool, but the character looks terrible, with these big squared shoulders.

Last, but not least there was one major part of the whole concept that bothered our whole group. (This is only a spoiler if you haven’t seen the first movie). At the end of the first movie, Neo realizes he is ‘The One’ and places a call to The Matrix telling it that he is about to wake everyone up to the real world and expose the façade. In the sequel, this obviously hasn’t happened yet. I could cope with this, if perhaps he realized waking everyone up wasn’t as easy as he thought, but it wasn’t at all even addressed. It was as if that idea was completely dismissed and the war simply continued.

I’ve heard some other complaints about plotting, but for the most part they are unfounded. One case in particular involves the idea that if Neo is like a God within the Matrix with the ability to fly and stop bullets, how can he still get hurt or why does he even still fight. The general consensus in our group was that these abilities seem to start with a hesitation as if it takes a lot of concentration. In the scenes in question, Neo wasn’t given time, and his reactions were more immediate in nature.

The plot of “The Matrix: Reloaded” does get a little more convoluted and will certainly confuse you if you haven’t seen the fist one, so I do recommend watching it before you go. I will also warn you that it ends on a cliffhanger, but this really isn’t too bad since the next film comes out in November.

In spite of the few problems I had with “The Matrix: Reloaded”, I still recommend it highly. The Wachowski Brothers have certainly created a movie unlike any other, and as far a pure entertainment goes, it delivers it tenfold.

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Directed by: Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski
Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Jada Pinkette-Smith, Joe Pantoliano, Monica Bellucci, Hugo Weaving, Nona Gaye, Matt McColm, Gloria Foster
MPAA Rating: R (sci-fi violence and some sexuality)

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