This is where I save mankind.

If you value your time and your money... DO NOT GO SEE UNBREAKABLE!!!! I'm sorry. I dig Bruce Willis and after how friendly he was to me... I'd have his child but he'll never get another 6 bucks from me for that movie. It should have been called "Unbearable." Honestly, folks, don't see it. And for those of you who think you liked it... NO!! You're wrong. It was terrible. Stop making excuses for it. Beware those people who say it was part of a planned trilogy. That's no excuse. Star Wars : A New Hope was part of a trilogy. You know what? IT HAD AN ENDING!!!

So, Bruce Willis survives this train wreck and his ex-wife and son come to get him out of the hospital. Bruce is unscathed. We find out that He still lives with his ex-wife and is the most boring soul the world has ever seen. Bruce continues on in his job as a security guard for a sports arena. He meets up with Samuel "Mace Windu" Jackson. Sam Jackson plays a man that is easily hurt. The exact opposite of Bruce. He tries to convince Bruce that he was chosen to be a protector of man or some such nonsense. Bruce doesn't believe him and wacky hijinks ensue... well, not really.

MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD!!! If you plan on seeing UNBREAKABLE... I'm sorry... also, don't read any more. I'm about to give away the ending (or lack thereof).

We find out that Bruce Willis has the power to touch people and know what they've done or are planning to do that is evil. In the end, he shakes Samuel L. Jackson's hand and realizes that Sam is responsible for killing like thousands of people in search of the "Unbreakable" one. We find out a very important thing here... SAM JACKSON IS THE BAD GUY!!! What happens next? How does Bruce right this wrong? NEWS FLASH!!! He doesn't!! At that moment, the screen is attacked with text that closes out the movie. It says that "Unbruceable" informed the authorities of Sam Jackson's actions and that Sammy is placed in an asylum.

WHAT!!?? I sat through an hour and 45 minutes of slow moving story for that!? I know that the writer/director/producer/couch insurance salesman, M. Knight Shamalamadingdong is partial to surprise endings... well, he takes the cake on this one. He just decided not to throw it in. Thanks!!!

If you're thinking of going to see "Unboogieable"... DON'T! I found that CHARLIE'S ANGELS was a hell of a lot more entertaining. Besides, 6 bucks is a small price to pay to watch Cameron Diaz shake her booty in just about every freakin' scene.

NOTE TO SELF: Thank God for that.