All right, you say. A movie review section. Fantastic. What site doesn't have one of these little areas, where some anonymous little self-important harpy of the web lashes out with uninformed, juvenile insults for the "unworthy" films, and sycophantic prattling for whatever film dares to meet incoherent and obscure criteria?

Well, yeah. You're right about that one. Almost every amateur site DOES possess one of those movie review sections. Despite all that, Lethal Death decided, "to hell with it, we're jumping into the fray anyway." Why? Well, two reasons.

1. I, Crimson, am smarter than you are.

2. I, Crimson, am funnier than you are.

Before you get all riled up, remind yourself that yes, it really is just that simple.

Jolly good. Reviews will come out on a weekly basis (every Monday or so), with Rants coming out on a more irregular schedule (i.e., whenever I damn well feel like it). There will also be once-a-month essays on the general state of cinema at that time period.

Ratings are on a 5 scale, with the occasional half point thrown in there for our amusement.

The updates down there. Yeah, those. They'll go only seven deep, after that they gone. Memories only. So you best be take'n notes! I pitty da fool who be slack'n in MY class...

Occasionally there will be reviews from others on the site, and at times point / counterpoint style reviews, like that fat guy used to do with the skinny guy who's ironically dead because of a heart attack. Didn't see that one coming did ya?

Excited? Pretend you are, anyway.