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Fighter, but My Tie Still Kicks Ass |
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Ozzymadic for the People
September 5, 2001
Today, somebody complimented me on my tie.
My tie of all things.
Granted, its one of my favorite ties, but generally if it doesn't
have "Tobasco" on it, nobody really gives a damn about
it. But somebody noticed the swords of my tie and went "Hey
that's a cool tie."
That made my day for some odd reason.
That or maybe the small workload.
That or maybe the fact I got an actual name badge with my name
on it after a year.
That or nobody was in my parking space.
Other than that, my day has been somewhat uneventful. Though
I was pondering running for the US Senate now that Phil Gramm
won't be running for reelection. Ironic. I hate politics.
Now as my first installment of this column, you might be asking
yourself "what the hell is this guy babbling about?"
Everything? Nothing? Anything? Something?
Best we establish this fact now: I talk about a lot of crap.
Its never necessarily coherent and its never necessarily important.
Its pretty much scatterbrained ramblings.
Its crap.
So if that doesn't turn you off, then welcome.
I would hope by now, that you've looked at the bio pages. That
is, of course, that they're up. If not, then I can tell you
more about myself in my next installment. Hell, if you want
to do a Q&A type thing, we can do that too. I'm flexible.
Or at least I used to be before that spinal tap. But that's
another delusion.
So anyways, back to my tie. Its not a fighter, but it still
kicks ass.
And how any of this really relates, I don't know. Pretty much
this is what you can expect from me, unless I really get down
to a good theme. The next column will likely be about "Practical
Uses for Laser Guided Battle Axes." Trust me, they exist.
Or I could completely change my mind.
Until then, be mighty.
Or not. Your choice. But if you choose not to be mighty, you
suck. |
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