There's a certain amount of doubt you get when you bring up something like a laser guided battle ax. Mostly people don't think its possible. Others think it's flat out a stupid ass idea.

They didn't think it was possible.

They didn't think it would work.

They didn't think I was dumb enough to try it.

They were wrong.

Wait...

Anyway, I set out on a mission. I went forth to my local weapons store at the mall and said "Good sir, how much is that battle ax on that wall?" He took a sip from his watermelon slurpee and replied "Its twenty seven dude."

I pondered this cost and held back my giddiness. This goal was going to be cost effective in addition to just damn neat.

I said "Then I shall have it. Now, how much is that laser pointer in that case over there?"

He said "Um... hey Billy, how much is that thing?"

"What thing?" he asked as he had his finger in his nose.

"That laser pointer thing."

"Duh.... that's ten dollars"

"Its ten dollars dude."

I pondered this. I first looked at the battle ax and then to the pointer. I pointed to the laser pen and said "I shall take that too."

The clerk opened the case and he pulled out the laser pointer with its thirty something attachments. Money was soon exchanged for these goods and I was set. He asked me if I was a collector and I said that I was not. I then told him of my idea. He replied:

"You play a lot of RPG's don't you?"

So I took my two pieces of merchandise home and with five minutes, a battle ax, laser pen and an assload of electrical tape was merged into the greatest instrument of death ever...

...a laser guided battle ax

What exactly does a laser guided battle ax do you may ask?

I'm glad you asked.

Ever been hunting and you can't quite see your prey in the shadows? Find he/she/it with the laser guide and then strike. Its just that easy. This is especially useful to all you ninjas out there.

And what about pesky door-to-door salesmen? You open the door with a laser guided battle ax in hand and you've got something that makes them run screaming into the night like a little girl.

And speaking of which, this scenario also applies to Girl Scouts and their damn cookies.

Its also about intimidation my friends. You can be in an important business meeting and with the laser guided battle ax you can highlight certain points in your visual presentation whether it be via chart or projector. And with this mighty battle armament in your hands, no one will dare fall asleep. If they do, its off with their heads in one swing. And by pointing the laser onto others you can strengthen your point that NOBODY falls asleep during one of your presentations.

NOBODY!