Now, the question many would ask is "Why do
we want to hear about your work?" Well, I’m not
sure, but I do work at one of the largest, most
ill run businesses in the world. Yes folks, that
would be the US Post Office. Where stupidity and
failure will insure a rapid rise should you choose
a career in management. I, however, am too smart
to be a manager, I am a mailman. I know that many
will wonder how I can be a mailman and not have
the name DPW. The answer is he stole the name
before I could! One day that bastard will pay!
Just remember, I can track anyone down from work.
Or I can just ask Gallion,
whichever is handy.
I’m really looking for a little feedback on
this first segment. I have many stories to tell,
too many for one writing. Well, I could actually,
but if you’re not bored with this already you
would be by the time I was done. But I need questions
about stuff I can answer, or what stories you
would like first. I have all kinds of categories
to chose from, here is a partial list.
I have :
I don’t agree with all those people who went
‘postal’, but, let’s just say I understand them.
Ahh yes, if only homicide was a legal alternative
to arguments and stupid people. This world would
be a better place, cause I know a few people who
would be fucking dead!
Oh, one last thing before I go, and I’m sure
people will have a problem with me for this. I’d
like to give a shout out and a little message
to Janeatte C*****, my former Manager. I don’t
think I spelled your name right but I don’t care
and neither should you. How is the cancer going?
I heard it wasn’t going all that great. Oh well,
you won’t be missed much. You hurt me, my family,
and many other good people. Remember Steve C*******?
He’s divorced now, mainly because of you. You
have brought so many people sorrow and pain, now
karma is here. You are probably going to die,
and I can’t make myself care. Fuck you, and I
hope God forgives you, ‘cause I know I won’t.
That’s it, folks. Yes I know I’m hard on her,
but I’m not the only one to have said that. Oh
well, I’m sure I’ll die a horrible death one day.
Probably by the hands of Ozzymadeo
next time the Stars play the Wings in the playoffs.
Anyways, I’m out.
Postal Worker of Hate
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