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I like how it feels
to stroke myself to climax
Yes, masturbation
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A slave to Jabba
She wore the gold bikini
She made me erect
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They like to jiggle
I watch as they start to bounce
Please, let me lick them
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Do you have the time?
Now where in the hell is he?
Damn, Jay, it figures
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Chopsticks for my arms
An apple for a body
I'm better than you
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Escape from New York
He traveled through the Stargate
Kurt Russell is God
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Bernard was his name
Not one Asian in this film
Ninja Destroyer
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Rock and roll all night
The kings of the night time world
You wanted the best
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As she walked by me,
it stopped me dead in my tracks
Gotta tap that ass
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Brave American
A legend of the ball park
Oh, Cecil Fielder
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It's white and creamy,
and it kinda tastes like salt.
WHY DID I TASTE IT!!??
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The
Gross Bitch Who Works In The KEGL Studio |
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It smells kind of weird,
in the studio next door.
Wet stain on the chair.
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Another
Gross Bitch Who Works at KHKS |
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Hold it in, ladies.
Some chick shits in the woman's
john and doesn't flush.
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The
Wicker God Hits The Red Light District |
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Stroke my bamboo, bitch,
And take my stem in your mouth.
Who’s your Deity!?
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Trying
to Make Out The Playboy Channel Without
Paying |
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Move the antenna.
I can hear it fine. Dammit.
Basic cable sucks!
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Watching
a Peaceful Sunset |
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Slide it in, baby.
Doesn't that feel nice to you?
Let me smack your ass.
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My app was denied.
Criminal history is
what has me pissed off
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No,
It's Not Fair But I Can Still Whine About
It |
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Search for happiness.
Some other guy already
beat me by a mile.
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Well, happy birthday.
Nothing but best wishes and
birthday cheer for you.
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