| A pedophiliac and a little
girl are walking into the forest, hand-in-hand.
It's getting a bit dim outside, and off
in the distance the little girl hears an
owl hoot.
"That's scary," she says.
"Shut up!" says the pedophiliac.
So they keep walking. It's getting slightly
darker out, and the pair are leaving the
civilized world behind. In the distance,
they hear a wolf howl.
"Now that's scary," says the
little girl.
"Shut the hell up!" says the
pedophiliac.
Now it's getting really dark, and the lights
of the city behind them are long gone. The
pair are deep in the forest now, when off
in the woods they hear a bear growl.
"Now that's really scary!" says
the little girl.
"Shut the hell up!" says the
pedophiliac. "How do you think I feel?
I have to walk back in this all alone!" |
