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---------=========People Who Should Die=========---------
Top 200 People or Groups of People Who
Should Die
as compiled by Rook,
Disgruntled
Postal Worker, and Crimson.
Compiled in 1996 - Yeah... a long ass
time ago, on a BBS no doubt.
Some examples taken from "The Vigilante
Handbook" and
"The Vigilante's Guide to Life"
by DPW
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1.) People with no eyebrows.
2.) People who's eyebrows are connected to
their mustache.
3.) People. (1)
4.) Annoying People
5.) People who use other people's literature
without asking.
6.) People who Talk.
7.) People under 500 pounds.
8.) People under 50 grams.
9.) People who drink Mellow Yellow, and like
it.
10.) People from or in France.
11.) Ugly People.
12.) Ugly people who insist on breeding.
13.) Ugly People who go to nude beaches.
14.) Ugly people in bikinis and/or speedos.
15.) Ugly people who play lord.
16.) People who are poor.
17.) People who think they know politics.
18.) People who make flower arrangements.
19.) People who use bumper stickers for their
top 200 lists.
20.) My son and my money go to UT.
21.) People who change their handles to members
of a music group.
22.) People with nipples numbering in the
odd.
23.) Girls who don't like boys.
24.) Boys who don't like girls.
25.) People who change their underwear.
26.) People who insist on having a clean pair
of underwear everyday.
27.) People who talk about clear plastic underwear.
28.) Women out of their teenage years wearing
training bras.
29.) People who listen to the edge.
30.) People who ever liked New Kids on the
Block.
31.) People who get close enough to sniff
other peoples' butts.
32.) People who defecate more than they urinate.
33.) I didn't know you could make a farting
noise with a balloon.
34.) People who don't like monkeys.
35.) People who like to do kinky things with
monkeys.
36.) People who have more than 1 CD from anything
played on the edge.
37.) People who listen to the edge, and like
it.
38.) People who suck.
39.) People who have twins.
40.) People over 30 years old.
41.) People who can't stick with a handle.
42.) People who eat their boyfriends, girlfriends,
or spouses.
43.) People who misspell spouse in number
42.
44.) People who don't own cats.
45.) People with under 90 toes.
46.) People who use and or program citadel
software.
47.) People who are America online and know
how to use it.
48.) People who don't use DOS.
49.) People who think Macintosh and Apple
are two separate things.
50.) People who don't know the flight patterns
of an African swallow.
51.) People who like Butthole Surfers or Jars
of Clay.
52.) People who are in bands sounding exactly
like Alice In Chains.
53.) People who talk about killing people
who lie but lie themselves.
54.) People who make promises.
55.) Nazis
56.) People who think this is the original
version.
57.) People who know what a cornet is.
58.) People with those little My First Sony's.
59.) People who say they love you, to ugly
people who believe it.
60.) People who use "pee-pee head."
61.) People who play doom.
62.) People who don't think pimps are cool.
63.) People who don't kill.
64.) People who kiss people of the same sex.
65.) People who eat food with their feet.
66.) People who cannot think of a handle outside
Anne Rice books.
67.) People who don't sell their soul to Chode.
68.) People who bought Win95 after they used
it.
69.) People who talk about 69 when they themselves
are never getting any.
70.) Guys who sing along to the edge.
71.) People who like the cure.
72.) Elvis.
73.) People who use the saying "All that
plus a bag of chips."
74.) People who fart but aren't in the regime.
75.) People who copy indigo haze.
76.) Burp.....
77.) People who have no body hair.
78.) People who don't appreciate the value
of a good cuss word.
79.) Fat people.
80.) People who think MTV isn't biased.
81.) People who aren't grand purple dragons.
82.) People who wear pants.
83.) People who think the real world is actually
real.
84.) Parents who would name their kid, "Puck."
85.) People who have sex and ugly kids.
86.) People who don't leave skid-marks when
they <poop>.
87.) People who wear brown underwear.
88.) People who take dumps in Wal-Mart isles.
89.) People who have a fixation with feet
and food.
90.) People without pepperoni nipples.
91.) People who refuse to accept the fact
that the cat picks you.
92.) People who think they can fly.
93.) People who think kamikaze is another
form of sushi.
94.) People who don't like good games.
95.) People who lick.
96.) Chicks who don't swallow.
97.) People who look nasty.
98.) People don't need to wash their elbows.
99.) Kurt Cobain.
100.) Once again, people who think they know
about politics.
101.) People who don't appreciate the value
of a good dump.
102.) Guys who do swallow.
103.) People who think Beavis and Butthead
influence people.
104.) Bands who wear make-up.
105.) Bands who wear wedding dresses.
106.) People who mix up Paul from the wonder
years with Marilyn Manson
107.) Marilyn Manson
108.) People who like Marilyn Manson.
109.) Poor White Trash.
110.) People who don't fully appreciate the
Unabomber's light heartedness.
111.) People who refuse to accept the fact
that everyone is a jaywalker.
112.) People with cows as their role model.
113.) Wimps.
114.) People who just won't stop living.
115.) Vampire impersonators.
116.) Broke Stockers.
117.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
118.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
119.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
120.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
121.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
122.) People who rip off true vigilantes.
123.) People with an adamantium arse hole.
124.) Poodles and people who own them.
125.) People who groom their dogs.
126.) People who accept crickets as members
of their families.
127.) Open people who walk in front of naked
windows.
128.) People named Dick.
129.) People who don't believe that Dennis
Rodman's hair is a hypercolor wig.
130.) People who watch Rush Limbaugh.
131.) Posers.
132.) People who have piercings other than
their ears.
133.) People who refuse to believe that Ebola
is our way of the future.
134.) People who come up with stupid names
like midnight blue and cerulean.
135.) People who want to be hackers.
136.) People who urinate. They don't just
piss, they urinate.
137.) People. (2)
138.) People who like to rip off bumper stickers
again.
139.) My student shot your honor student.
140.) People who ever talked about O.J. Simpson.
141.) People who don't appreciate the value
of cheap sex.
142.) People who don't believe that mighty
mouse is the messiah.
143.) People who rip me off before I can think
of things to say.
144.) People who pinch the cheeks on your
face when their are spots open.
145.) People who think Hooters is really named
after the owl.
146.) Men who want to work at Hooters as cooks.
147.) People who keep talking about food.
148.) People who chew.
149.) People who respect James Bartling.
150.) People who try to sneak their drugs
in their pets.
151.) People who try to sneak illegal pets
in their drugs.
152.) People who try to get high.
153.) People. (3)
154.) People who talk to their genitals.
155.) Members of the group known as D.R.O.I.D.
156.) People who took David Koresh seriously.
157.) Nixon.
158.) People who look funny.
159.) Disabled people.
160.) Handicapped people who park in normal
places when they aren't normal.
161.) Crippled gangsta's hurt in the line
of fire.
162.) People with no muscles.
163.) People who think welfare will support
them.
164.) People who would not mind being seen
watching the show Friends.
165.) The entire staff of E.R.
166.) People who think they need to pay attention
at a red light.
167.) Blank.
168.) People who thought that we should kill
blank.
169.) People who shop at Dillards.
170.) People who read tabloids.
171.) People who wear earrings.
172.) People who don't look at butts.
173.) Ugly people.
174.) People. (4)
175.) Young People.
176.) People who chat with people without
letting them message on the board which they
actually CALLED to do.
177.) People who actually take the time to
learn Spanish.
178.) Personas que tienen el tiempo gana El
linqua de espanol.
179.) People who don't appreciate the value
of a good greasy heart stopping chicken.
180.) People who are not random.
181.) Warning: Greasy-O's may cause severe
mutation in some cases.
182.) People who are aroused by spanking and
people who watch it, and spank.
183.) People who watch Louis and Clark.
184.) People who watch Star Trek or Babylon
5 in any way shape or form.
185.) People who have no future.
186.) People who think Metallica is on the
periodic table of elements.
187.) People. (5)
188.) People who sleep.
189.) People who admit to having cybersex.
190.) People who like Oasis and Pantera at
the same time.
191.) People who think Jim Carrey is funny,
and not stupid.
192.) People who have wardialed for more than
one hour to play LORD.
193.) People who think BBS stands for Big
Bulging ..........................................................
Sock. Pervert.
194.) People who we hope aren't implying anything
by that ram comment.
195.) People who's name is not Ronnie.
196.) People who ran out of stuff to think
about.
197.) People who watch the Disney channel.
198.) People who work at Wal-Mart, and their
encounters with dumps.
199.) People who took the time to read this
entire list.
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| Reader
Contributions |
| People who grew up as far
away from Texas as you can get yet insist
on dressing "like a cowboy," speaking
with a southern accent, and listening to
country music ALL THE TIME.
[ Contributed by: Jennifer ]
[ DarkWolf
jumping in ... I think this should probably
be expanded to pretty much anyone who insists
on dressing in "western wear".
I mean... c'mon... that's got to be one
of the gayest fashions in the history of
fashion. ] |
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- People who don't like Bill Clinton
- People who end their e-mails with :)
- People who say "lol" more
than any other 'word'
- Fuck it, people who say "lol"
at all, aside from referencing it as a
death sentence
- Bill Gates
- Anyone who ever said anything good about
them shitty boy bands
- Anyone who is too damned cheap to buy
their own music
- George Lucas (but only if the rumor
that the boy band people are actually
in Episode II) Hanson's hair stylists
- Canadians
- Anyone even remotely involved with the
creation of the Yo-Yo
- Anyone who likes the XBox better than
the PS2
- Anyone who likes the GameCube better
than the PS2
- Anyone who likes the XBox better than
the GameCube
- Anyone that doesn't get which order
I like the three afforementioned systems
- Me for actually taking the time to submit
this list
- Me for actually thinking that the webmaster
will really take the time to put this
insigificant crap up
- Me in general
- Anyone who says I need mental help,
cuz I don't
- Anyone who thinks I'd actually commit
suicide
- Supporters of Eric Harris and Dylan
Klebold
- Stupid people
- People who think they're smart but aren't
- People who like commercials for yeast
infection creams
- People who thought my last one would
be better than the rest
[ Contributed by: Lord Bob ]
[ DarkWolf
jumping in ... I think we need a 1.5 in
there: People who like Bill Clinton. Yes.
It's fitting, no? ] |
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Whoopi Goldberg
[ Contributed by: Senoroj1 ] |
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- People that havn't been circumsised
- People that make more money than me
- People that don't want Joe in episode
3
- Joe
- The chick in the pinesol commercials
- Mr. Roboto
- Anyone who claims to have a past life.
- Anyone who doesn't have a past life.
- Anyone who has ever sat through an entire
episode of Survivior
- People who aren't ninjas.
[ Contributed by: Dudemanfu ] |
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1. People who want school
year-round.
2. People who carry skateboards around but
can't skateboard if their life depended on
it.
3. Suck-ups.
4. People older than I am.
5. Every person who works for 3DO.
6. Every person who works for Squaresoft.
7. Every person who works for Microsoft.
8. Every person who works for evil corporations
in general.
9. Teachers who get drunk and come to school
hung over.
10. Eminem.
[ Contributed by: Steve ] |
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1. People who, when reading
Romeo & Juliet aloud, say pronounce 'Ay'
and 'Eh'.
2. The people who decided high school freshman
should read Romeo & Juliet.
[ Contributed by: Beth ] |
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1) Carrot Top
2) Michael Moore
3) People who think Michael Moore is right
4) All of the Women on the View
5) People who watch the view
6) Women who look like men
7) People who are cheerful before 10 a.m.
8) College Professors who teach classes about
drugs
9) People from Texas
10) People from Connecticut
11) Everyone on the T.v. Show Friends
12) People who watch Friends
13) The Fox executives for canceling Family
Guy
14) People who think they are cool for using
illegal drugs
15) People who brag about how much they can
drink
16) Guys who brag about how much "play
they get"
17) Those Packer Fans that wear Cheese Hats
18) People who paint their whole body in their
"teams colors"
19) Jocks
20) People who think long distance running
is a sport
21) People who knock on your door with "Shave
and a Haircut"
22) Ray Romano
23) People who watch "Everyone Loves
Raymond"
24) Anyone who has been on Survivor
25) People that whatch Survivor
26) Rosie O'Donnel
27) Ellen
28) People who point out to me Pro Wrestling
is Fake (I know)
29) People who chew tobbaco
30) People who watch Nick at Nite
31) People who are one race and act like another
32) People over the age of 13 who watch Pokeman
33) Tim Allen
34) Anyone who thought Home Improvement was
funny
35) That guy on Home Improvement who hid behind
the fence
36) All three of those kids on Home Improvement
37) The Bald Piano Player on David Letterman
38) My Dad
39) People who watch Sports Center every day
40) Tony Little
41) Richard Simmons
42) Anyone who is Male and Liked Titanic
43) Guys who cry at movies
44) Guys who fake cry at movies to get laid
45) That guy who was Joe Millionare
46) People Who watched Joe Millionare
47) me
48) guys who paint there finger nails black
49) That guy in the Question Mark Shirt in
those infomercials
50) The fat Subway Guy
51) Anyone who actually believes the Subway
diet works
52) People who are Garfeild fans
53) Guys who are over confident
54) Religious freaks
55) Larry King
56) Peter Jennings
57) Anyone who watches QVC
58) Anyone who actually ordered something
off of QVC
59) Celine Dion
60) Paul Riser
61) Comics from New York who do nothing but
talk about New York
62) Anyone who watches Nascar
63) French People
64) Hippies
65) People who listen to Phish
66) People who like Dave Matthews Band
67) Dave Matthews
68) Trailer Trash
69) The Entire State of Alabama
70) People who are over the age of 13 and
laugh at the number 69
71) Guidance Counslers
72) The Creator of the "Holiday"
Sweetest Day
73) Islamic extremeists
74) Barbra Streisand
75) 12 year old kids who think they know it
all
76) People who use big words to sound smart
77) Elivis inpersonators
78) Those who think Elvis or any other dead
celebrity is alive
79) KKK members
80) who ever invented pop up ad's
81) Oprah
82) Dr. Phil
83) Judge Judy
84) People who watch Judge t.v. shows
85) Al Sharpton
86) Spike Lee
87) anyone over the age of 65 that has a drivers
licesense
88) People who put mean people suck stickers
on their car
89) All my ex girlfriends
90) Anyone who says the lines of a movie as
they watch it
91) People who bring babies to the movies
92) Anyone who has ever asked me why I don't
have a cell phone
93) Vin Diesel
94) David Arquette
95) 90120 Fanatics
96) The Chicago Cubs
97) The English chick who hosted Weakest Link
98) Anyone who thinks MTV is cutting edge
and "contriversial"
99) The Entire cast of "Full House"
100) People who think they are smart because
they want to college
[ Contributed by: Bill ]
[ I think we have a winner for the "Holy
shit that's a long list!" award. What's
he win? Nothing. But shouldn't the recognition
be enough? - DW
] |
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1. people who listen to
soundtracks from movies.
2. people who know names of plants.
3. people who start every sentance with "people".
4. people who write people ppl.
5. old people who insist on driving.
6. french people
7. people who sell cheese.
8. people who laugh at the radio.
9. people who think the trademark FCUK is
cool, because it looks like a different word,
when it really means french connection united
kingdom!
10. people who use the testers in boots to
do their make up.
11. people who have ever liked NSYNC.
[ Contributed by: Abz ] |
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1. preps
2. posers
3. jocks
4. Gay guys that say there straight but you
can tell they're gay, cause they always stare
at your ass.
5. People who thinks monkeys should be wiped
off the face of the planet.
6. Hippies that hang around the school at
night.
7. The guards for letting the hippies hang
around school at night.
8. People who check to see if there's change
in a vending machine before they put their
money in.
9. Chicks that have nothing good about them.
10. The #9 chicks parents for letting them
live.
11. The Principal.
12. Did I spell principal right in #11?
13. Country fucks that don't even know what
2+2 is.
14. Teacher's bitch that always likes to sit
up front.
15. The teacher'S teacher's bitch who sit
next to the techer'S bitch.
16. Skanks that never have sex with nerds.
17. Me for wanting to bake half the school
in a oven.
18. Fat People who wear skinny clothes.
19. The guy in the bathroom smoking pot, but
he's gotten caught 5 times before in the same
bathrooom.
20. People that say their bisexual but always
have sex, with their same sex.
21. Assholes who made school.
22. Assholes who planned to make a school
around my house.
23. Assholes who like little kids in school.
24. The bitch that makes science for people.
25. All my teachers.
26. People who thought Hitler was haircut.
27. People who thought School is cool.
28. Any people who have had sex in school.
29. The Janitor doing crystal myth in the
closet.
30. People who always think about 69 when
they see a chick that can backflip.
[ Contributed by: Akira ] |
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| Admit it. You actually sat
there and read each and every one of these,
because you thought there was some profound
meaning to this massive list. Eh? Yeah.
I know you did.
Well, now that you've read through all
of these, maybe you have some ideas of your
own that should be included on the list.
Drop
us a line and give us your suggestions.
You never know... one day you might actually
see your submission tacked on to this list.
Exciting, eh? |
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