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The voting has completed
for the CoTW and we have a winner.
The first ever Sports Bar Chump of The Week winner
is :
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| Nate
Newton ! |
Now that we have our
winner, let's take a look back at what was written
about him in the nominations...
"My nomination for
COTW is Nate Newton (Former All-Pro NFL Offensive
Lineman). This fat-ass has been dumb enough to
get caught twice in one month trying to smoke
his own weight in pot. Now how am I supposed to
see a Cowboys' uniform without
thinking of that damn pot smokin' fish from Up In Smoke?"
"No questions about
it...former OL - Nate Newton. 225 lbs of weed,
busted...'hey they won't get me again...', 175
lbs of weed, busted...now he sits in Seagoville. What a freakin moron. How can one of the best ever OL go from being awesome
to being a dumbass???"
Now, let's look at
some Nate News :
(11/06/01)
"Former Dallas Cowboys star Nate Newton was arrested
when police confiscated 213 pounds of marijuana
from a van on a highway." - First Arrest, 213
lbs. of Marijuana here. Go Nate!
(12/12/01)
"Nate maintains his
innocence and says he's not guilty," attorney
Howard Shapiro said after Newton's initial appearance
before a federal magistrate on the drug charge.
"He's made mistakes in the past, but this was
not one of them." - How clever. 2nd arrest,
175 lbs. of Marijuana this time. Nate!
(01/10/02) "A
grand jury indicted former NFL lineman Nate
Newton on federal drug-trafficking counts.
The indictment, dated Tuesday, alleges that
Newton and three other suspects conspired to
possess and distribute marijuana." - Recently
indicted! Go Nate! I thought "...he's
not guilty...". Guess not.
As you can see, Nate
has done himself a great deed for our society,
and that is get his ass busted for trafficking
drugs. He had some stiff competition from
the Cleveland Browns Fans and Officials who collectively
dropped the IQ of the gene pool down a significant
amount. But, Nate persevered and won.
Hopefully this is the last we see from this jackass
in Chump of The Week Honors, but you never know
what may happen next.
I'd like to thank
everyone who nominated and voted for the first
Chump of The Week ever in the Sports Bar.
I look forward to future voting and nominations.
Speaking of that, I'm
open for nominations now for the poll that
should be created Tuesday of next week for the
next round of Chumps to vote on. I've already
got a few, but there are more out there.
Also, I'm sure we'll find some this weekend as
the NFL Playoffs begin.
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