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And
now a birthday message from your friends at
Fairy Tales from Cell Block C. |
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Adam,
it's your birthday and you've gained another
year. |
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But
you're still too young to start buying your
own beer. |
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Open
your presents and enjoy that tasty cake. |
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And
if anyone gives you any chit, drown 'em in
a lake. Hehehehehe |
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Ortiz! |
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Sorry,
Chon Walsh. |
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Now
say your real line.. |
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Okay....uhhhh...I
forgot my place. |
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Sheeeesh....Martha,
could you give him his line? |
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Enjoy
that tasty cake. |
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And
remember that good... |
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Cake.
Mmmmmmmm Cake! |
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uhhhhhh |
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Martha. |
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CAKE!!
Yum yum yum. I love cake. I'd just gobble
it up....cake cake cake |
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Jesus
Christ, Martha!! Shut your big fucking yap
for about five seconds!! |
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DAVID!! |
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They're
trying to finsih this thing for that kid's
birthday for Christ's sake! |
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Well,
I never!! |
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Well
get used to... |
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Can
we just finish this mother fucker!? |
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Yeah,
Starks is right. Let's finish this thing and
then you two retards can fight. Martha, give
Ortiz his line. |
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Fine,
but I'm not gonna forgive you sooo easily
for this one, David Crowe. |
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Fuck
you. |
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DAVID! |
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Hey
hey hey!! The line. Say your line. |
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Fine.
Ahem! Enjoy the tasty cake. |
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And
remember that good luck is yours to take. |
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Now
it's your turn, Starks. |
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I
know, you honky bitch! |
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Hey,
watch it! |
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Watch
my dick, mother fucker. May I continue with
the festivications please? |
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Watch
your......did you just say "festivications?" |
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You
damn right I did. Now, may I continue? |
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Oh.....pshhhhhh...by
all means.....hehehe...continue with the "festivications"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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Fuck
you, white man. You want me to read your shit....I'm
reading your shit. |
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No,
I know. I'm sorry. Go ahead. |
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Okay
then. Ahem. We all just got together to take
the time to say... |
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That
we hope you have a safe and happy... |
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MONTY!! |
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(Sigh)
Happy Birthday. |
