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Now wasn’t that a profound sounding title? Gives ya the feeling that what I’m about to talk about is deep and insightful. (BUZZZZ!!!) Wrong!!! It was a ruse and I have succeeded in just kidnapping your attention. MWAHAHAHAHA It’s early in the morning and I’m up here twiddling my thumbs at the radio station….so I might as well use this time and talk a bit about some things. Some current…some not.

First…we talk music.

Never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has…..and if he tries to knock on my wood, he’s gonna get my foot up his ass!

I don’t play that way.

I sit in the studio and I have volumes upon volumes of music at my fingertips….just ready to be played. I can pick an old Led Zeppelin classic or maybe something more revolutionary? Some Disturbed or maybe Rob Zombie? No no no…..I pass all these up and I rest my fingers on the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. I hate this band….but ya know what? They got some catchy ass tunes. Impression That I Get (is that the proper title?) just takes a trip through your ears, down your spine and just tells your body “Move for God’s sake!! Shimmy and shake and prance like a fool!!” And so I do.

The next song I find kinda comes as a surprise. A song that I almost forgot about and think…how could I forget a song that touched me sooo much? Back in the day, I was a big fan of that big hair, make up wearing cock rock movement. Luckily, that movement went the way of the Empire and is now dead. However, there were some quality songs that came from some no name bands. One such band went by the name of Faster Pussycat. Faster Pussycat put out a song called House of Pain. (If someone says “Jump Around” I’ll kick you in the fucking teeth) House of Pain is about a son who is basically ignored and abandoned by his father. However, the whole time, the boy never loses faith that his father will pull through and keep his promises. This song spoke to me….not because my father kept letting me down…But because my time with him had been taken away and I felt all alone. Listen to me…trying to explain my feelings…..I become a retard when try to express myself. So, just take a look at the lyrics to the song below.

House of Pain

It's a little past supper time
I'm still out on the porch step sittin' on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wonderin' if everything's alright,
Moma said,"Come in boy, don't waste your time,"
I said,"I've got time. Well he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talkin' to myself.
Where were you? Where'd ya go? Daddy can't you tell?

Chorus.

I'm not tryin' to fake it, and I ain't the one to blame.
No, there's no one home in my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages and my script's been re-arranged.
No, there's no one home in my house of pain.

Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time,
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big line, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well I was eighteen and still talkin' to myself.
Where were you? Where'd ya go? Daddy can't ya tell?


Kinda sad, huh? Let me reiterate….my father never neglected me….I can just associate with the sadness in this song. Missing your Dad is tough.

Enough of this somber shit…..we move on now. Remember earlier in the year when a bunch of ladies did a little remake of a song called “Lady Marmalade”? Among those ladies were Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Maya and a special little lady named Alecia Moore….better known as Pink.

Either I’m becoming a gay man or Get The Party Started is like one of the catchiest tunes EVER!! Now, when Pink first debuted I wasn’t impressed with her physically nor vocally. Since then, she’s kinda become a bit of a hottie…..sure…she prolly can’t sing worth a damn still but whoever wrote this song did a kick ass job. I can’t help but shake my Wicker Ass everytime I hear that song start up.

I really can’t think of any other music tidbits that I’d care to discuss right now so I guess we’ll get into my main musical thoughts.

One word…..Godsmack. Or is that two words? WHATEVER!!

One thing is coming to mind right now….GODSMACK RULES!! This band is kicking my ass. Tunes like I Stand Alone, Keep Away, Greed and ,my personal favorite, Voodoo. This group has such a primal and aggressive sound and they’re not afraid to just rock out. It seems like musicians are trying to be everything and cater to everyone. You got bands like Creed that are playing on stations ranging from Hot AC to Hard Rock….pick a fucking genre!! Or you got bands like Metallica who have turned making music into a sterile and cold thing….a machine with which to make money with. Godsmack doesn’t write cold and lifeless….this band is rich in sound and destined for greatness. A style that is unparalleled in it’s passion. Granted, it’s all about taste and this music to me may sound like crap to you…but I recommend that you give Godsmack a try. They’ve truly impressed me.

That’s it Wicker Music for this week……keep checking back folks…..I’ll be getting some GROOVY help here from a JEDI chickie very soon!! And she knows more about music than I.
 
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