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Rock Age Russy-RockAge Teeny-Bopper Age Rap / Hip-Hop Age Hardcore Rap Age Retro Age Country Age
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The State of Music: The Teeny Bopper Age

This has been an interesting time in music. It’s the first time in a while that four “Ages” have fought sooo violently for control. The band Creed is at fault for much of the downfall of the Rock Age. When they first came on the scene, they brought a song called “My Own Prison” That was actually well received by many music fans, including myself. They quickly became a force in Rock, but soon we saw the band for what it truly was. It didn’t take them long to jump right into the ballads. We were seeing the first signs of the re-emergence of boy bands like The Backstreet Boys and the popularity was growing. So, in comes Creed with the first of many of the major ballads of this generation’s Pussy Rock Age to keep up with the teeny boppers. Like Gabriel’s trumpet heralding the coming of God, Creed’s “With Arms Wide Open” opened the flood gates and soon we were plunged into the Pussy Rock Age. Groups like Korn and Limp Bizkit began to fade away as people named Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and a bunch of groups with guys named Danny, Joey, Nick and Jason started to make their way into the spotlight. At this point, rock was pretty much forgotten and acts like Brandy and Aaliyah started to pop up out of the woodwork. The Rap/ Hip Hop Age was popping up. For a while there, it looked like the Teeny Bopper Age was getting ready to decline as the more urban sounds started to take over. But then…..

September 11th, 2001

America was out and out attacked on it’s own soil in the most gruesome display since the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Suddenly, the tide shifted. America became angry again. Red blooded Americans were looking for an angry voice to listen to and, without warning, the Rock Age was reborn. Bands like Godsmack, Tool, Papa Roach, Disturbed and Drowning Pool were seeing HUGE leaps in sales as angry, white Americans were looking for an outlet. The Rock Age was back but it only lasted for a short time. Again, Creed comes in with songs like “My Sacrifice” and “One Last Breath” to completely kill the momentum of angry music. With Creed’s assault with ballads, other bands heed the call. Groups like The Calling, Train and Nickleback follow suit with their own ballads. Add to that, the kids who were going back to their Britney and N Sync and the result is a VERY QUICK trip through the Pussy Rock age. Although, we stand in the Teeny Bopper Age, realize that The Rap/ Hip Hop Age was starting to come on strong. I predict that we’ll be seeing the inside of the Rap/ Hip Hop Age very soon.

Now for a little bit of positivity. Has anybody heard this new band called Dirty Vegas? The first time I heard this group, I was watching Mtv and a buddy goes "Hey, man. Check out this video. It looks kinda weird." So, I'm watching it and I instantly go nuts for this song called "Days Go By". It's really a hoppin' tune and the video is, for the record, pretty fucking sweet as well. I don't know much about the rest of the album but I'll be picking it up here soon and I'll give ya the verdict.
Viva Dirty Vegas  


 
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